Monday, April 11, 2011

SEO and the Infinite Sadness

Main Street Clothing Surf Shop in Newport Beach
If you don't know anything about SEO then you must be living under a rock. If you're living under a rock you must be a worm. And if you're a worm then you must understand the pejorative implications surrounding you. Search Engine Optimization is what google has made millions on. (PS just typed google into my blogger program and it underlines it as a mispelled word...WIN for the little guy). SEO is also how I am going to become more awesome than Lauren Birchfield. However, while I am relatively well versed in the beginnings of SEO, I have not been putting my knowledge to good use on this blog. That is to say, if you do a search in my name, the correct pictures and stories are not coming up. Since this blog is solely dedicated to being more awesome than Lauren, this is a huge flaw in the execution of my plan. But my trusty internet friends, this little misstep is but a bump in the long road to taking what is rightfully mine. I posted a picture of this shirt because I found it to be righteous. Even though it has nothing to do with my SEO rant.

Girlfren' sending out wedding inviations
The reason I haven't been posting lately is because of the deep depression I went into regarding this SEO matter. I actually slit my wrists a few times. Turns out:

1) You are supposed to slit the bottom of your wrists
2) It hurts.
3) Even though it hurts you have to cut really deep.

All of these reasons made it difficult for me to be good at slitting my wrists. In fact, it was less of a slit and more of a paper cut. I'm currently wondering if making humor out of slitting your wrists is even possible. Well, I tried both.

Girlfren' and I put one metric ton of invitations in the mail this week for our Wedding. So if you didn't get your invitation, it's in the mail.

Thomas VanMelum



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