Ladies and Gentlemen...Please Welcome...The Blacksheep!!!
I just wanted to introduce everyone to my dear friend. We spend a lot of time together, and he makes me gay. Woops.
Well you are staring right at my retirement plan. Yes, I put it on sideways for a reason. That reason you ask? Well it's for me to know and you to find out.
I would like to start off by welcoming everyone. My name is Thomas VanMelum. What's yours? I plan on using this blog for whatever I want. I have a lot going on in my life right now, and I think it is important that the World Wide Web be aware of it, not necessarily people per se, but the World Wide Web because I really care what he thinks (if you didn't know the WWW was a 'he' then I probably just blew you mind like when your parents told you Santa Clause wasn't real, but you didn't totally believe them, and then later as an adult you found out that he actually was real...but whatevs).