Photos make life Cooler

Seriously, I hear a lot of people complain about these photo apps being "trendy" and stupid and what not...go eat a D! These photo apps are making me seem so cool you don't even understand. When I have kids, my #1 priority will be to make sure they know how cool I am/was. These are examples of some cool photo apps I have downloaded, this one is called Diptic. Here's a scenario:

Scenario 1
Billie (that's my pseudo kids name): Hey Pop, want to go play basketball?
Thomas: I was dunking by the time I was in 8th grade Billie. 8TH GRADE!!!
Billie: That's awesome dad. Let's go play.
Thomas: Not yet, let's look at these cool photos of me dunking from back then.





Scenario 2
Billie: I just discovered this old tv show called The Office, it's so funny.
Thomas: Here are some photos of me hanging with the whole crew of The Office.
Billie: Pop, you knew everyone! You are so cool...
Thomas: Just for good measure, let's do an experiment. Sit there Billie, and I'll take a picture of you just standing there. BAM! Now here's a picture of me just standing there from a long time ago. How much cooler do I look than you?!?!?
Billie: Fiddle sticks. You look AWESOME!


So yeah...

Come Hell or High Sea Water

The Cynic. Why don't people realize they are in control of their own happiness? I know we all know at least one person like this. You try anything and everything to get them to be stoked on life, but they continue to bask in their own negativity. Moreover, they attract that same energy and end up continually hanging out with people who have the same outlook on things. That's tough.

Well, while Lauren Birchfield is spending most of her time going to galas and balls (not those kind...well maybe those kind I don't know), I've been working hard to dominate the world with smiles, inspire other people, and try to make everyone around me just a little bit happier. Who's leading at this point? It's tough to say because as much as I hate dressing up, I sure would love to go to a ball. Maybe I could meet Cinderella...and stand around talking about who knows what and not have a care in the world. Life is pretty good when your biggest concern is, "Should I stick with vodka now that I'm too drinks deep or go for that pink drink over there that I know has gin in it?" You're at home with your computer, don't act like you haven't said something similar to yourself before.

Why is Back to the Future such an epic series? Look at them...seriously look at them. Those guys are living the dream; travelling through time, saving the universe, making out with their moms at prom, ZING!!!

4th of July Mishap!

Well, it happens to the best of us, BRAIN FART. I was excited to light the Roman Candle my mom had got me a few Hanukkahs ago, and assumed the end where the wick is is not the end where the fireworks come out of. I was wrong. Hilarity ensued. Watch the video:

I've got some other things to post but they will have to wait until tomorrow.

Here's the link to the video if you want to watch it in HD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falsfjpvkiU