Thomas vs. The Man

I am in a full fledged war with the man. I am seriously going to knock my own head off just so I can beat him to the punch. Wedge was fun. Your mom. Weekend was nice. Your mom. I love talking to people. Your mom. Inbetween the sheets. Any of this working for anyone?
I am so beat down from the inanimate objects that make up my "cubicle" I can't think of one funny thing to say. Man boobs. Those are funny. What if a woman had man boobs? Is that a put down? Can it be a put down? I'm making it one.

I'm also making this a put down "You're so fat you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out."

That is a picture of Sean and I at wedge. We had a gay photoshoot, but we were paid a lot for it. Sean rips. Come to think of it, everyone rips in their own way, just some are more fun to talk to about it while others just get annoying.

I love life. I hate work.

VanMelum