Thursday, May 26, 2011

He ain't gonna email you!


Head bang, fist pump, headbang headbang headbang! Life rocks! Exclamation mark! America! Gay rights (too much)!?!? We've all been busy -- we're all talking about how busy we are: updating our facebook page, our blog, growing our beards, just living life. But people I have found more time...it is between the hours of 4:30am and 6:30am...and this particular time SUCKS! Like, "gay rights" sucks (did I just flip flop on that issue?).

If everyone is a part of a rat race why aren't they winning more often? I'm bigger, faster, and smarter than a rat -- even this one from The Princess Bride. I vow, from this day forward, that I will fuck up any rat race that I am invited to, BOOM! What's that you say Mr. Figure of Speech? It is supposed to resemble people getting caught up in life...I'll win that too. Oh, that's not a game to be won? Too bad, it is now, GUIIIIIIILTYYYYYYY!!!

Wedding planning is going great. If I had to make the process of planning the wedding a physical inanimate object, I would call it a piece of cake.

This is Oswald on his 1 year old birthday a few weeks ago; he rocked that party hat like it was going out of style.Then it did go out of style, but he made it cool again. Good job Oswald on creating social memes. Now if we could just get him to quit eating his own poop (that's a joke).

San Fran this weekand (<--because it rhymes). See you there, bringing the fins.

Thomas VanMelum

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