I feel like ash in Pokemon... If there were a Pokemonesque battle between Lauren and I, it would be something like this for today:Thomas: You want to battle with me Lauren?
Lauren: Yup.
Thomas: Fine. Awesome engagement photos, ATTACK! My kick ass fiance and fucking awesome Blacksheep will destroy you.
Lauren: Not so fast. I counter with a photo of me helping with the human rights law in India! Gooooooo!
Thomas: Shit. I did not know you had one of those. I've been stymied.
Lauren: Fool. Your fiance can't compete with the likes of these poor Egyptian kids. And look at how sad that ones face is in the front...
Thomas: You're right. But those kids are no match for my secret weapon, Rainn Wilson GOOOO!!!!!!!!
BWOM!
Lauren: thlehwtl wthl; awtoiavaenwp;wort anvwaeowpht....
Thomas: Ha ha, I got yo' ass! I treat a bitch like 7up, I never have I never will.
- Snoop Dogg
Lauren: You're mighty beard was enough to finish me, my lady mustache cannot compete. But Rainn Wilson!?!?! Wowwweeee...
Thomas VanMelum
dwight and tony....a natural duo
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