buddies Katie and Kyle. A lot of stuff happened right
out the gates:1. Los Angeles is still leading the race for biggest butt fuck city of the world (we hit a ton of traffic). 2. Even if Katie says she is handling the directions, don't let her handle the directions.
3. If you drive 80 miles per hour the entire way, it will take you 6 hours and 30 minutes to get to San Fran, I don't care what the mileage is.
Once we finally arrived we spent so much valuable time with the financially challenged (pissed drenched bums) who came up with a couple amazingly racist gems, I would like to share one now: While at a bus stop a small Asian woman boarded the bus to take her somewhere. The bus started to accelerate before she could sit and she tripped a little bit, but caught herself with one of the many aesthetically appealing bars placed strategically EVERYWHERE on the bus. This prompted the homeless man (who had no teeth) to scream "Can't drive, can't walk." BOOM!
Or even better, there is a homeless man who hides behind bushes, jumps out and scares the crap out of people, then they give him money (personally I don't think he needs to hide to scare people, he's just creepy standing there). While hiding behind a bush a man walks by and says "Don't give him money, he'll just spend it on crack!" To which the homeless man replied "I smoked crack with your mom last night." What a gay time.But most importantly, we shot a lot of video throughout SF and I think you will find the video very entertaining. Be on the look out for the video these next couple of days, I just need to make a few edits, that's all.
Thomas VanMelum
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