I thought I was the Bally Table King?

Well the blog went dormant for a few weeks...the irony is it was not because I wasn't getting shIt done, I was getting too much shIt done! Take that.

But, because I grew up in the household I did, I'm not going to dwell in the past I'm just going to stick to the present. Trust me when I say, had I blogged these last few weeks Birchfield would have been floored. We got to keep this interesting though, I can't just dominate her in the post, then step out and shoot 3's. It's got to be more like that time Ice Tea was running from those dudes who loved to hunt humans -- sporty.

Last night I worked a Jubilee with a ton of rich and famous people and came up with a business idea: Sniper Diapers. They are diapers that are camouflaged in color. There are 50 reasons why this idea is awesome, and 1 reason this idea is shItty (get it?)

Interior on the Blacksheep is almost complete. Suck it world. If you had knees, now would be the time to get on 'em.

I can't stop growing my mustache.

Thomas VanMelum