Back to the Birthday

Back to the Birthday! All we are missing is a white haired crazy scientist and a talented young actor known as The DeLorean . Girlfren' and I love to visit the dog beach, mainly because it gets the dogs tired so we can do things we want to do the rest of the day. But this day was special! Our English Mastiff friends Kathryn Anderson and Brian Ortwein met us there with Abby, their English Mastiff. Abby dominated Oswald, among other dogs that got too close, while Brian and I talked about confronting asset bubbles and the beggar-thy-neighbor exchange rate policies as they relate to the current global economy and climate. (PS you have to click this link)

Abby was equipped with the most stylish shock collar. Naturally, Brian and I went back and forth about who had the balls to put it around their neck and CRANK THAT AMP TO 11!

Last night I went and visited the Village People at the YMCA. Seriously, there were village people there with pitchforks and everything -- I think they had just caught a witch or something. Anyway, I was going there to swim with my goggles, swim cap (even though I'm bald), and festive speeds. I must admit, I felt nervous to enter an arena I was not accustomed to; like that time my buddy told me to go to this Orgy party (I thought I was going to see the band, boy was my face red). I will leave you with this Thomas VanMelum original:

 Sitting at a work desk is like watching a 2 hour porn -- it gets boring after 2 minutes.

Thomas VanMelum