Girlfren's World Famous for Extreme Tanning but...

Here are some of her world famous cookie platters.

Step 1: Mash Girlfren's secret dough into a tin.

Step 2: Stick in the fridge bitch.

Step 3: Put it in the oven.

Step 4: Serve and enjoy.

I am kind of parodying "how to" books and instruction manuals that basically tell you the obvious. I don't know how many times I have gone to put something together and the steps are so oversimplified it's laughable. For example, HOW TO BUILD A CAR:

Step 1: Attach the frame to the body
Step 2: Install motor and transmission
Step 3: Paint.

BLAM! Building a car is as easy as 1...2...3. Here is a video from the 70's of Aaron and I surfing outside our house. (We traveled back in time in a Miata)