"Pineapple Fields Forever" by the Schmeetles

 And the Schmeetles latest hit, "Here come the rays, shooby doo wop!" So, contrary to popular belief, the main reason of going to Hawaii was to visit the pineapple fields. Long have I enjoyed the zany business tactics of Dole and wanted to know where all the magic happens. Turns out they don't do magic, they just grow pineapples. In fact that should be their new slogan:

Dole. No magic, just pineapples.

I think that would clear up a lot of confusing revolving around the pineapple world. Not to mention, my cousin Jake and I have tried to do Splash Mountain poses all over the world. Oh, you don't know what a Splash Mountain pose is? It's where you go somewhere mundane or silly, and put your arms over your head like you are going down the steep part of Splash Mountain! Perfectly demonstrated below by my lovely fiancé. Yup I know how to type é's.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, at what point in time will people realize that Hipstamatic should win a Nobel Prize? In 2012, when the world ends, we are going to need to have a lot of cool photos so that the next race that inhabits Earth will know how cool humans were. And trust me, they will want to know. If all we have are artifacts like bowls and classic videos of the greatest live performer ever, Young MC, then they will have no idea the great stuff we were capable of. Hipstamatic can fix this; afterall, Hipstamatic's dad is a tv repair man.

PS I tried to watch the Young MC video and got bored 27 seconds into it.<-- That's how cool I am.

Thomas VanMelum